He is our savior. Whenever the hellspawn of Teh Dramuh Llamuh shows up, Potato Jezus can grant you peace and release you from its influence.
Embrace his potato-ness for it'll be your salvation.
- SPOILERS** He does not exist! - writen by a poor soul consumed by the Dramuh Llamuh.
The Potato is one of Peace and Love and Eternal Happiness